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The mystery about Zlatan's nose finally solved

Last Monday, after long years of research, Dr. Zen from the medical staff of the Paris Saint-Germain soccer club came out with a great discovery about Zlatan Ibrahimovic. However, before we get to the results of this research, here is a little recap of Dr. Zen's observations about Zlatan's career :

2009-2010 (FC Barcelona) :

When Zlatan was playing for the FC Barcelona, he scored 20 goals in 39 matches, it wasn't his best level, but his nose was at its finest as you can see on this official document found in the archives of the club :

 

2010-2012 (AC Milan)

In August 2010 Mr Ibrahimovic signed his new agreement with the AC Milan. During the medical check, the doctors noticed that the size of Zlatan's nose increased from 7.4 to 8.7 centimeters, at that time, they couldn't explain this mystery... In this club he scored 51 goals in 76 games, this was clearly a better ratio, could his nose have been involved ? ...

2012-Today (Paris Saint-Germain)

Zlatan Ibrahimovic joined the club in the summer of 2012. As usual, he had to do the medical examination, and it's the Doctor Zen himself that took charge of it. He found out that the size of the scorer's nose was only 7.1 centimeters, it lost 1.6 cm in 2 years... Dr. Zen wanted to solve the mistery. It is also in this club that Zlatan played at his best level, with a 80 goals in 113 matches ratio. 

 

After more than 900 geometrical measurement of zlatan's nose and 4 long years of combined research that involved Dr Zen's medical staff, dozens of soccer expert and Karim B. , a big fan of Pinocchio, a relation as been made ! The more Zlatan scores goals, the less his nose is large... This explain why he has been so motivated to be the best and to keep other players down for all this years... deep down in his heart he just wants to have a nose like everybody to make friends...

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