Superheroes from your childhood : What have they become ?

You probably all remember those superheroes that used to amaze us back to the 80's. They were real icones and such great role models in that time, but since then they went back to the anonymity. Our reporters have tryed to find them and to investigate on their current activities. What they discovered will stun you !

If you all remember them in their golden age, what you may not know is why they are gone ? To answer this question we have conducted a large-scale investigation and interviewed a lot of people until we found a verry interresting witness that told us about a mysterious secret party that took place in New York at the begining of the 2000's... here is a quote of his testimony :

"... everybody was here, even batman and catwoman reconciled for this event ! It could have been the greatest fiestaps of all time, but it went so wrong than today, the world has prefered to forget this night." 

What happens when all the most powerfull superheroes in the world reunite and get excessively drunk ? Well... there were more than 2 000 000 $ of damage in the city... our witness even declared that a woman was raped by The Flash... Can you imagine getting raped at the speed of light ?? The victim has kept heavy psychological issues from that night.

But the worst was yet to come, the man we interviewed told us something that could be the information of the century : "The party was already in an advanced stage when ironman and his arrogance challenged superman in a slalom race in the buildings of the World Trade Center... I shouldn't be saying this to you but I definetely saw them hitting two of the biggest skyscraper in Manhattan... "

It is since this night that all those superheroes stopped their career and went back to the anonymity. Cocaïne, alcohol and whores, this is the sad truth of the present daily routine of our heroes that are not so super nowadays... Indeed, after the unfamous party, a lot of them lost their credibility, ushering in a severe depression. Here is a few of them that we have found :

Spiderman :

Spiderman  has gained more than 40 kilos after a severe depression, but thanks to a deep medical treatment he is now trying to come back as a life-saving superheroes, without a great success unfortunately.

The Flash :

After 5 years in jail where he was called the "fastest little bitch alive" by his loving co-inmates, and where he fell in love with Taylor, a small thug from New York, The Flash tryed to reintegrate the society, to be a good housewife for his husband and to fulfil his conjugal duties with passion every night... The problem was that Taylor was verry exigent and when The flash gained a little bit of weight, he simply got dumped. Now, like spiderman, he is trying to comeback to his old job of superhero.

Wonderwoman :

This might be the worst discovery we've done so far, even worse than all this Al-Qaida stuff being just a lie to cover superman's little alcohol game... After several years trying to stay a superhero, wonderwoman was ruined and even superman let her down. She only had one remaining option... She is now a prostitute in Brooklyn, she is recognised by its peers and she has a lot of accustomed customers. Some people even reported that she offered her services to Batman in her caravan.