New legal proposal to prohibit bad taste in a matter of style

A republican congressman proposed to prohibit bad style in public places. In this way, from now on, people with terrible outfits will risk 10 years in jail and 200 000 US$ for "violation of human dignity".

This republican congressman proposed to create a new sub-division of the SWAT : the SART, standing for Style Attack Response Team. The special unit will be able to take action in every public places and they will immediately send the fashion criminals in custody waiting for their judgment. 

We can only hope that those measures will definetly stop this kind of crimes. Indeed we all remember the past tragedies that touched the world the past few years. Despite the roughness of the pictures we wanted to go back on some of the most terrible disasters that the world has ever known.

The sandal butcher :

Let's start with François H. the famous "sandal butcher". Back to august 2009 on a small beach near Marseille some people in vacation were enjoying a wonderful sunny day and because of the heat, a large amount of them were swimming in the sea. They obviously didn't expect what was comming... François H. decided to deliberately walk near the beach with a terrible outfit : a bucket hat, sun glasses, too small t-shirt and sandals with socks ! His style was so terrible that people started to feel sick, vomiting, loss of consciousness and even seizure, it was terrible. The vacationers started to panic and a large crowd movement killed 12 people and injured more than 50. The worse part in this story is that the butcher came out of this without being even arrested by the police...

The little Jordan :

This is a very touching true story that we will tell you here. Jordan, 7 years old, was just a normal child, he just wanted to have friends and to be like his class-mates. He was fully integrated and he had a happy life until the 2008 start of school when his ruthless mother decided to force him to wear a balaclava as you can see on the archive picture above. He was then rejected by all his friends and he started to be sad and alone. But the worst was when the warmer weather arrived. Jordan's mother bought him a short-sleeved shirt with a dragon printed on it. It was the fatal blow for Jordan's social life, even the teacher Miss P. was hitting him in the school playground and she joined the other schoolboys when they laughed at him during class. But how can we blame her ? Everybody with a little bit of common sens would have done the same.

 

What had to happen finally happened : now that Jordan is responsible of his own style, he pursues his mother's plan : he has grown a rat tail hairstyle and he wears capri pants.

The Escalator from hell :

This story will frighten you to death, because it could happen to anybody ! In 2014 Sandra B. was having a normal day, she went to his work place by subway, as she was used to do but when she arrived at her station in the rush hour  she was taken by the crowd and she didn't realize that her life was about to drastically change... She followed the wave and finally arrived at the escalator. This is when she finally understood that she was stuck behind Magali V. a 16 years old obese high school student. It wouldn't have been a problem if only she wasn't wearing a legging. Sandra B. couldn't go back because of the massive crowd so she had to endure each one of the 38 seconds that separated her from freedom. This short time was enough to cause irreversible psychological damages to Sandra, today she is still interned in a nursing home. This enlight the gigantic power of the combination of fat girls and legging...