The Dark Knight case : C. Nolan condamned

Since the 28th of May, Christopher Nolan the famous movie director is in jail, waiting for his judgement that has happened last week. He is accused of "severe damages caused to civil society" for his trilogy "The dark Knight" and more specifically for the last opus : "The Dark Knight : Rises".

The American suprem court sentenced Christopher Nolan to 6 years in Jail for his famous trilogy "The Dark Knight". "The damages he has inflicted to the society are more than obvious and consequent. This is why the court decided, viewing this crime, to sentence Mr. Nolan to spend 6 years in jail." declared unemotionally John Mac John, the American supreme court president in a press conference that happened right after the trial to justify the big decision.

It is with an almost unanimous that the judges decided to condamn the director. In order to take this decision, the court has studyed the case and deliberated for more than 2 months and they have made a terrible conclusion : "in a matter of production, of dramatic art, of soundtrack and even of editing, "The Dark Knight" is in no way an artistic creation, it is more a profitmaking assault than anything else. It only takes to watch the trailers of the movies to realize that it is a crime."

This trial has made a lot of noise in the very closed world of Hollywood. Even the closest friends of Christopher Nolan that  used to support him changed their mind after this case. The movie maker has lost everything and lost all his prospects of a future. This is a terrible outcome, but isn't it deserved ? To answer this question, here is the technical sheet of the third opus.

directed by : Christopher Nolan

Writting credits : Jonhattan Nolan, Christopher Nolan, David S. Goyer, Bob kane

Cast : Christian Bale, Gary Oldman, Tom Hardy, Joseph Gordon-Lewitt, Anne Hathaway, Marion Cotillard...

Plot : This is the story of Batman, a superhero that has no super power, a disgustingly large amount of money and the charisma of an oyster. He spends his time playing cat and mouse with "bad guys" dressed as drag queen and dates an average "slutty cat disguise-wearing girl".

For those who didn't know this movie you can now begin to understand the poorness of this movie... 

The community of Christopher  Nolan's fan made an unanimous decision, they serenely decided to commit a collective suicide next week. This is a well-considered decision that ensues the catastrophic last movies released by Nolan. The leader of this community made a public declaration : "We still had hope when he made Inception, it wasn't so bad after all but following this, it was the second opus of Batman, everything fell appart... We thought that it could had been an accident, even the greatest movie makers can make mistakes, but when we saw The Dark Knight : Rises, we realized it was the worse movie of all time, and it was our idole that made it... We have figured out that there were only one remaining option, we have voted and everyone agreed, this word is not worse living anymore. Now we need to fix the modality and the time to do it all together, we will fix the last schedule problem and we will quietly go in the other side. We want to die with the very little amount of dignity that remains in us..."